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Another poker slur by The Captain!
August 8th, 2007
Hello mates The Captain here with another shit talkin slur for ya! On occasion we get the pleasure of being short stacked at a table where there is a bully that has marked us “the weak” spot! Welll mates, being card dead doesn’t give us much of an option but take the bully’s abuse. WRONG! Choose your spot and SHUV~ all your chips allin not once but every time the bully comes after your blinds! The Captain here to tell ya mates, Texas NL Holdem poker is NOT a passive game and prepare yourselves to SHUV~ your chips into your next table bully! If you don’t put the ole crackalack to his ass, you definately will set the record straight and he will find new blinds to steal! NOT YOURS! Remember mates being passive in this game will only take you so far! Good luck in your next games!
Donkabulary definition
SHUV~ :What we need to do to fend off a table bully that has obviously made us the mark as the weak spot and we decide to take no more of his non-sense!
This is a terrible idea — there should be some kind of stipulations on when you would “SHUV~”. The “BULLY” normally has a huge advantage in chips over you, so will call down to any raise you make. I say to “SHUV~” in spots where you have some sort of a fighting chance –connectors, suited gap cards, and of course monsters.
Comment by RavenFreak52 — September 9, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
LMAOOOOO… Think we stated “choose your spot and shuv”.. hehe and btw, there is a patten on “the crackalack” maybe you should come by and see how it works!
Comment by general — September 17, 2007 @ 8:36 pm